SCP Foundation

Derek W

Item #: SCP-016

Object Class: Archon

Special Containment Procedures: I'm currently living on campus in Keeler. You don't get to know which room I'm in though.

Description:

Report: 2020 - 2024

I came from Washington (the cool Washington), and now I'm here in Minnesota. As a life-long How I Met Your Mother fan, I've always had a great desire to visit this Land of a Thousand Lakes. I still haven't visited the Mall of America yet, but it's high on my priorities list.

I'm currently pursuing an Computer Science and English double major, since I can't make up my mind about anything. I've also started trying out fencing and archery in the clubs here at the UMN. Hopefully I keep that up, I'm having fun so far. I'm more of a foil fencer than anything else right now, but I do like the other fencing disciplines. I've been needing to practice them more.

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Report: 2024 - Present

I am currently in Pittsburgh, living in SCP-016-1's apartment. I'm attending the graduate program at Carnegie Mellon University's Entertainment Technology Center.

Since arriving in Pittsburgh, I have become a true, unabashed furry, as well as a pickle enthusiast, due to the numerous conventions and festivals that take place here in the Steel City. My collection of stuff has grown a tad irresponsible; a consequence of my fight against bare walls.

I have also, finally, actually learned how to program.

In this phase of my life, I'm just trying to make things. I spend most of my time honing my development skills, working on both academic projects and my own little side projects (such as this website!). I am currently struggling to figure out my future as the field which I love is being rapidly consumed by AI. Alas.

I have a twin brother (designated SCP-016-1) and a younger sister (designated SCP-016-2). SCP-016-1 is currently at CMU, studying music composition. SCP-016-2 is currently an undergrad at Brandeis. SCP-016-1 is attending the same grad program as me. SCP-016-2 has graduated.